Prisoner (TV Series)

Episode #5.20 (1983)

Maggie Kirkpatrick: Joan 'The Freak' Ferguson

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Quotes 

• Joan 'The Freak' Ferguson : And how are the new sleeping arrangements? You and Colleen getting along cosily?

  Meg Morris : That's none of your business.

  Joan 'The Freak' Ferguson : Maybe not. But I must say I never expected you two to set up home together. You've had your little tiffs in the past, haven't you?

  Meg Morris : Nothing serious. We get on quite well actually.

  Joan 'The Freak' Ferguson : Oh well. It's early days yet, isn't it? We'll just have to wait and see, wont we?

  Meg Morris : You can wait as long as you like. It suits us both just for now.

  [Meg leaves. Joan chuckles to herself] 

• Joan 'The Freak' Ferguson : [to the police escort]  Right. You can have these two, with my compliments.

  Nola McKenzie : [to Bea]  Lovely day for a trial, isn't it?

  Bea Smith : Don't push your luck, Mckenzie. I might just tell them I didn't hear or see anything and you could wind up back in WA facing a hanging.

  Nola McKenzie : Perjury is against the law, Smith. Or haven't you heard?

• Nola McKenzie : The new TV.

  Joan 'The Freak' Ferguson : Give yourself a pat on the back Mckenzie. Your generosity to your fellow prisoners is only exceeded by the size of your ego.

  Nola McKenzie : Anything you say, Miss Ferguson.

  Bea Smith : [looking at the new set]  Hm. Black and white.