- Pixie Mason: I can't wash those horrid dishes; I'd just die if I had to.
- Colleen Powell: I don't think it'll be quite so drastic.
- Minnie Donovan: I tell you I was poisoned.
- Colleen Powell: C'mon, that is ridiculous; nobody else has reported sick.
- Minnie Donovan: Nobody else got poisoned food.
- Colleen Powell: Alright then, who touched your meal? Shaw? Parker? Friends of yours...
- Minnie Donovan: It wasn't one of the women.
- Colleen Powell: [pause] Then?
- Minnie Donovan: Miss Ferguson.
- Judy Bryant: Don't give me that crap, Mrs Powell.
- Colleen Powell: Bryant...
- Judy Bryant: We've already had one screw in here that was trying to kill us off one by one, are you gonna let another one go out there and try and poison the rest of us?
- Joan 'The Freak' Ferguson: When does the VJ arrive?
- Colleen Powell: He wont be coming.
- Joan 'The Freak' Ferguson: What?
- Colleen Powell: I've been doing my homework; I've decided to deal with the matter myself.
- Joan 'The Freak' Ferguson: But you can't do that.
- Colleen Powell: Yes I can. A Governor's court: just you, Donovan and myself. I hear the evidence then pass sentence.
- Joan 'The Freak' Ferguson: That's ridiculous. A VJ should do it.
- Colleen Powell: Sorry Miss Ferguson, I'm calling the shots.
- Helen Smart: Hello Wentworth... Mrs Morris... Wally...
- Wally Wallace: What are you doing here?
- Helen Smart: Well, there was this screw... and to make a short story long... he wanted to and I didn't, so I socked him one.
- [Wally laughs]
- Helen Smart: I mean a girl has to protect her virtue.
- [Meg is about the re-admit Helen, when Joan comes into reception]
- Helen Smart: I see the scenery hasn't improved since my last visit.
- [last lines]
- Cass Parker: [holding her pet mouse Snoopy, having just found him dead, in her hands] Uh... uh... . uh... No!