- George Cowley: By the way, did you two pick up my desk?
- Bodie: Ah, well, yes sir, we did.
- Doyle: And we didn't.
- George Cowley: You did and you didn't?
- Doyle: Yeah...
- Bodie: Yeah, well, we did the first time...
- Doyle: But not the, uh, second time...
- [Bodie and Doyle collected Cowley's valuable antique desk but it fell off the roof-rack of their car as they were chasing Coleman and Angadi]
- George Cowley: I suppose you heard what these two did to my desk, McCabe?
- McCabe: It's the talk of the department, sir.
- George Cowley: Battered beyond recognition... minus its drawers.
- McCabe: Nasty. On that evidence I'm surprised you don't charge them with rape!
- [Bodie and Doyle have been questioning a schoolgirl who knows Sandy Copeland]
- Doyle: Thank you very much - you've been very helpful.
- Bodie: Yeah, very. You know, when you leave here you ought to join the police force.
- Nancy: No thanks. I used to watch Police Woman. Too fraught. There are easier ways of making a living.
- Doyle: [eagerly] Oh - tell us.
- Nancy: [facetiously] Marry a millionaire.