The Proud Family (TV Series)

EZ Jackster (2001)

Kyla Pratt: Penny Proud

Quotes 

• Trudy Proud : [gives Penny a stone slab to do her homework]  Your daddy says you'll need this.

  Penny Proud : Why are you doing this to me? Everybody downloads music on EZ Jackster.

  Trudy Proud : I don't know about downloading, uploading, whatever. What worries me, baby, was downstairs, I didn't hear two words that came out of your mouth that belonged to you. Everything was "Mega says."

  Penny Proud : Mega said you would say that.

  Trudy Proud : I want to know what Penny says. Look baby, I taught you to always think for yourself. Don't lose your mind over some boy. Trust me, it's not worth it.

• Penny Proud : [Find Mr.Min sobbing uncontrollably, on the the empty record store floor]  Mr. Min, what happened?

  Dijonay Jones : Yeah, where is everybody?

  Mr. Min : [sarcastic]  Oh, I don't know. Maybe they're home, listening to the free music they get off EZ JACKSTER!

  Penny Proud : Everybody, can't be doing that?

  Mr. Min : Oh yeah, even my mother's doing it. AND IT'S ALL BECAUSE OF YOU, PENNY! AND THAT EZ JACKSTER! IT AFFECTING EVERYBODY! LOOK!

  [points at store TV] 

  Marsha Mitsubishi : Last week's apprehension of Penny Proud hasn't deterred millions of young people from trading music via EZ Jackster. In fact, more EZ Jacks as they are called, are joining the free music movement. As a result, record sales are down severely. One of the places hit hardest, is Wizard Kelly Industries.

  Various Character Voices : She's right Wizard, we're down in the fourth quarter.

  Wizard Kelly : [changing into basketball uniform]  Down in the fourth quarter? Well put me in the game and pass me the ball!

  Marsha Mitsubishi : [on a TV taken by repomen]  Even world famous music artist like, Sir-Paid-A-Lot are changing their lifestyles.

  Sir-Paid-A-Lot : Hey dawg. Not my big screen TV, you can't take that. I'm in the middle of watching the game. DAWG!

  Marsha Mitsubishi : The spiraling record sells are affecting all parts of society. Malls are empty, hair salons have closed. There isn't a signal citizen that EZ Jackster hasn't affected.

  Oscar Proud : [at Proud Snack factory]  No records, no record release party, no record release party, no record release party snacks. BUT THESE BABIES ARE GOOD FOR MORE THEN EATING. YOU CAN STRIP PAINT WITH THEM, PAVE YOUR DRIVEWAY, EVEN RESOLE YOUR SHOES! THAT'S RIGHT, PROUD SNACKS!

  Marsha Mitsubishi : That's it for tonight, I'm Marsha Mitsubishi, and...

  [given papers] 

  Marsha Mitsubishi : sigh, and I'm looking for a job too.

  Penny Proud : Daddy?

  Mr. Min : You, you did this, Penny. To all of us, it's all because of you.

  Dijonay Jones : Mm-hm, I tried to tell her.

  Mr. Min : The only good thing about this is I have to fire you.

  Dijonay Jones : I'm gonna miss ya, Boo.

  Mr. Min : You, too, Queen Latifah.

  Dijonay Jones : [sarcastic]  Thanks a lot, Penny.