Puppets Who Kill (TV Series)
Dash the Greeter (2002)
Bob Martin: Cuddles, Customer
Quotes
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Dash Dagger : Now that I'm in, I am gonna show you how a real greeter works.
Evelyn : Knock yourself out.
Dash Dagger : When I am done, you're gonna look silly.
Evelyn : Whatever.
Dash Dagger : I may be ugly but I'll work harder, smarter and be more charming.
Evelyn : If I'd put half an effort into what I do I could get someone to lick dog shit off my shoe.
Big Store Customer : Erm, can you tell me where auto parts is?
Evelyn : Yes, I'll be with you in a minute.
Dash Dagger : I know where it is!
Big Store Customer : I can wait, er, I'm looking for, er, shock absorbers.
Evelyn : Yeah I'll get right on it.
Big Store Customer : Auto parts! Aisle 6, I'm going there right now!
Big Store Customer : It's okay.
Dash Dagger : I have a mechanics license.
Evelyn : I'll take you there but I'm warning you I have a contagious disease.
Big Store Customer : I'll risk it.
Evelyn : Okay.
Dash Dagger : What? Wha? Wha?