QI (TV Series)

Arthropods (2003)

Jackie Clune: Self - Panellist

Quotes 

• Jackie Clune : I have an Australian girlfriend who has two vaginas. She went to have a smear test and the doctor said, "Well, I've got some good news and some bad news. You've got some precancerous cells, but they're only in one of your vaginas." She says, "Oh, I've been saving the other one for that special man."

  Stephen Fry : Was it fully equipped inside? Did she have two clitorises?

  Jackie Clune : No, no, clitoris is on the outside, Stephen.

  Stephen Fry : Is it? Oh, I see! I'm sorry, this is where I really do plead ignorance.

  Jo Brand : And I do feel you're expressing rather an unnatural interest in women's parts. It's not like you.

  Stephen Fry : Well, I'm curious, I'll press my nose into anything.