- Stephen Fry: Have you met any American Jeremy?
- Jeremy Clarkson: No, It's too complicated - three syllables.
- Jeremy Clarkson: [Recounting a trip to Amsterdam] I walked into a brothel on Saturday.
- Stephen Fry: You heard it here first, folks.
- Jeremy Clarkson: It was like a motorway services station toilet.
- Alan Davies: That must have been a Welcome Break.