- Rob Brydon: [about whether Jesus could walk on custard] Actually this was one of the Lord's favorite past times. Out with the bread, out with the fish, oh, look what I got for desert, somebody hold my shoes.
- Rich Hall: [asked by Stephen whether Jesus could walk on custard] Maybe at one point when he was a children's entertainer. That's a sarcastic question to ask him, "Water? How about custard?"
- Stephen Fry - Host: What is a Taffy Pull?
- [everyone turns to look at Rob Brydon]
- Rob Brydon: Is this a dig at my forefathers?
- Stephen Fry - Host: You have four fathers? The Welsh are *weird*!