- Alan Davies: Peter Cushing lived in Whitstable when I lived in Whitstable, and a local band had a song about him which went, "Peter Cushing lives in Whitstable / I have seen him on his bicycle / I have seen him buying vegetables / Peter Cushing lives in Whitstable..."
- Stephen Fry: [on balsa wood] Its moth proof as well... unlike my trousers!
- [pointing at his crotch]
- Alan Davies: Jesus!
- Stephen Fry: Why do they go in that area? Maybe flesh and blood I suppose. While you are down there my dear...
- Bill Bailey: Or you have a light bulb in your underpants.