- Dr. Sam Beckett: I felt Billy Jean's baby kick inside of me right there!
- Admiral Al Calavicci: Gas!
- Dr. Sam Beckett: What?
- Admiral Al Calavicci: You probably feel gas from eating this junk.
- Dr. Sam Beckett: No, no, no, no. Dotty felt it too.
- Admiral Al Calavicci: Oh, that'd be a neat trick, since Billy Jean's baby is inside Billy Jean forty years in the future!
- Dr. Sam Beckett: All I know is, Dotty had her hand on my stomach, and we both felt the baby kick.
- [Billy Jean has accidentally discolored Leola's hair when working in the beauty parlor]
- Dr. Sam Beckett: I'm sorry.
- Dorothy 'Dotty' Louise Billings: Oh, I'll fix it.
- Leola: You can't fix it! It's purple, for heaven's sake!
- Dr. Sam Beckett: Looks kinda punk.
- [everyone is staring at him/her]
- Dr. Sam Beckett: It's gonna be very big in the '80s.
- Leola: Well, I don't know where Aidees is; but here in Oklahoma, we don't like lookin' like an electrified cotton candy!
- Dorothy 'Dotty' Louise Billings: That was a hell of a kick!
- Dr. Sam Beckett: I... I felt that!
- Dorothy 'Dotty' Louise Billings: Well, of course you did. That little baby o' yours has a kick like a mule in heat.
- Dr. Sam Beckett: Oh, boy!
- Dorothy 'Dotty' Louise Billings: You know what? I think so, too.
- Dr. Rogers: You know, little lady... having a baby is about as simple as it gets. Women have been giving birth since the beginning of time. And even if you may not know what to do about it, your body does.
- Dr. Sam Beckett: I don't think so.
- Dr. Rogers: You'd be surprised.
- Dr. Sam Beckett: So would you.
- [Sam and Al still haven't found out who the father of Billy Jean's baby is]
- Dr. Sam Beckett: There's gotta be somebody who can help me, Al!
- Admiral Al Calavicci: Well, you tried your father, you tried... Dotty. There's... who? There's nobody else.
- Dr. Sam Beckett: Nobody except the father of this baby. Only God knows where he is.
- Effy: [walking in] Willis is probably walking home from work about now.
- Admiral Al Calavicci: Out of the mouths of babes.