Quantum Leap (TV Series)
The Wrong Stuff - January 24, 1961 (1991)
Scott Bakula: Dr. Sam Beckett, Bobo
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Quotes
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Al : What about the Quantum rules? You have to at least pretend that you are who you leap into.
Sam : That's if I'm a human. I'm not a human, I'm a chimp! We don't have rules for chimps, do we?
Al : You can't get off on a technicality.
Sam : Okay, wise guy, then what am I here to do?
Al : Join the circus.
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[Sam has leaped into Bobo, one of the test chimps in the early stages of Project Mercury]
Sam : [to the vet examining him] Lady, I need to tell you something that's probably gonna come as a terrible, terrible shock to you, but, see, I am not...
Dr. Leslie Ashton : Bobo, no. Good boy.
Sam : I am not a chimp, all ri...?
[chimp Cory blows a raspberry at him]
Sam : No offense, okay?
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Dr. Tucker : How you doing today, Bobo?
Sam : Oh, pretty miserable. Yourself?
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Dr. Frank Winger : [referring to Sam/Bobo] So, is this one of your, uh, future astronauts?
Sam : Not if I can help it.
Dr. Leslie Ashton : These guys can do almost everything an astronaut can, except maybe swim after splashdown.
Dr. Frank Winger : You mean, uh, chimps can't swim?
Dr. Leslie Ashton : They drown, because they have so little body fat. So long as the capsule stays afloat, he'll be fine.
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Sam : [narrating] Even though my memory was Swiss-cheesed, I couldn't forget the early days of the space race. In our mad dash to beat the Russians, we quickly put together a space program, and shot anything and everything up into the air. I only hoped I wouldn't be one of the anythings.
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Sam : What am I doing here Al? I mean... how did I get here like this?
Al : Well, uh, we know that, uh, chimps are our closest relatives, that, uh, genetically, they're 99% identical to us. As a matter of fact, they're so close that your could even share your blood with a chimp.
Sam : I'm in the body of a chimp. That's too close!
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Sam : Nobel prize in physics, I'm fighting to keep my diaper on. What's next?
[he gets splashed with some kind of pulp - by Cory, who grimaces at Sam]
Dr. Leslie Ashton : [laughing] Cory, stop flirting with Bobo!
Sam : I'm sorry I asked.
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Sam : [narrating] Spending the night as an astro-chimp wasn't as bad as it might seem. My bed was firm, the food was free, and the company was... more than friendly. The only thing I really needed was... a shave - over my entire body.
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[last lines]
Sam : What happens now?
Al : [consulting his handlink] Uh... Dr. Winger, he stops his tests with chimps. Oh, that's good. And he still goes on, develops this helmet that's still in use. It saves a lot of human lives.
Sam : That's great, Al. What about Leslie?
Al : Uh, she... Let's see, she starts her own vet practice in Santa Fe in 1965, and she builds this sanctuary for orphaned and ex-research chimps.
Sam : What about Cory?
Al : Tuh - sh-she and Bobo have a baby.
Sam : [laughing] Well, thank goodness I won't be around for that.