Quantum Leap (TV Series)

The Wrong Stuff - January 24, 1961 (1991)

Dean Stockwell: Al

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Quotes 

• Sam : Al, I'm a chimp!

  Al : You're lucky you didn't leap in as a bullfrog.

• Al : What about the Quantum rules? You have to at least pretend that you are who you leap into.

  Sam : That's if I'm a human. I'm not a human, I'm a chimp! We don't have rules for chimps, do we?

  Al : You can't get off on a technicality.

  Sam : Okay, wise guy, then what am I here to do?

  Al : Join the circus.

• Al : You leaped into the space program, Sam.

  Sam : I've leaped into a diaper!

• [Sam is in a cage eating a banana, while Cory, the chimp in the next cage, reaches for it] 

  Sam : Uh-uh. I'm sorry. I'm hungry, okay? Sue me.

  [Cory purses her lips at Sam] 

  Sam : No, thanks, I'm not in the mood. I'm sorry.

  Al : Well, I think she is, Sam. I think she likes youuu.

• Sam : What am I doing here Al? I mean... how did I get here like this?

  Al : Well, uh, we know that, uh, chimps are our closest relatives, that, uh, genetically, they're 99% identical to us. As a matter of fact, they're so close that your could even share your blood with a chimp.

  Sam : I'm in the body of a chimp. That's too close!

• Sam : I gotta get out of here!

  Al : What are you gonna do? Go to work for an organ grinder?

• Al : [after taking a closer look at the vet Dr. Ashton]  Boy, makes me wish I was an ape.

  Sam : Well, you're acting like one.

• [last lines] 

  Sam : What happens now?

  Al : [consulting his handlink]  Uh... Dr. Winger, he stops his tests with chimps. Oh, that's good. And he still goes on, develops this helmet that's still in use. It saves a lot of human lives.

  Sam : That's great, Al. What about Leslie?

  Al : Uh, she... Let's see, she starts her own vet practice in Santa Fe in 1965, and she builds this sanctuary for orphaned and ex-research chimps.

  Sam : What about Cory?

  Al : Tuh - sh-she and Bobo have a baby.

  Sam : [laughing]  Well, thank goodness I won't be around for that.