Queer as Folk (TV Series)

Surprise! (2001)

Jack Wetherall: Vic Grassi

Quotes 

• Vic Grassi : Listen, why are you so interested in me all of a sudden?

  Emmett Honeycutt : Oh, I was just wondering.

  Vic Grassi : Bullshit. You boys never talk to anyone over forty unless you have to.

  Emmett Honeycutt : I think I have it.

  Vic Grassi : 'It' doesn't mean what it used to, you know?

  Emmett Honeycutt : That's what they say. People still

  Vic Grassi : die. All the time. But they die from other things, too. You can't think about that.

  Emmett Honeycutt : I just can't believe this is happening to me. I mean I'm not promiscuous.

  Vic Grassi : Let me tell you about promiscuous. Promiscuous is anyone having more sex than you.

  Emmett Honeycutt : I thought I was been safe, careful

  Vic Grassi : Sex isn't careful. And if it is, you're doing it wrong. It's messy. And it's human. And it's mixed up with other things. It's a genie that won't stay in the bottle. Listen, Emmett, if you think you made a mistake, move on. And accept it like a man.

• Debbie Novotny : Michael Charles Novotny!

  Vic Grassi : Oh, oh! Middle name! Look out!

  Debbie Novotny : Do listen to me and listen carefully! Do not f*ck this up. Now, I want you to call David right now, and apologize for whatever it is that you did.

  Michael : What makes you think I did anything!

  Debbie Novotny : I'm your mother!