- Patton Chase: What do you call guys who go for hot girls with big racks?
- Bob Chase: I call him "son."
- Patton Chase: Hey, Dad. I want you to meet my new lady love.
- Bob Chase: Is she standing behind this beautiful woman?
- Alayna Colins: Your brothers are such jerks. They asked me if I liked one of them more than the other.
- Penny Chase: Well, do you?
- Alayna Colins: No, I like them both the same.
- [the lie detector toaster goes off]
- Paige Chase: Oooh. Toast!