The Raccoons (TV Series)

Going It Alone! (1985)

Nick Nichols: Pig One

Quotes 

• Cyril Sneer : [Cyril sets off a trap which causes a boulder to roll down the hill to stop Bert getting up the mountain]  I built this stuff into the mountain twenty years ago, and it still works!

  [the boulder rebounds off the curved trunk of a tree just before it reaches Bert, and is sent flying back towards Cyril and the pigs] 

  Pig One : Unfortunately sir, but...

  Pig Two : That tree wasn't there...

  Pig Three : TWENTY YEARS AGO!

• Pig One : [the Pigs find Sam Sneer's Statue at the top of the mountain]  *This* is the secret we've been protecting?

  [Pigs Giggle] 

  Cyril Sneer : [enraged]  You find something funny about a Sneer that gave away *all* his money?

  Pig One , Pig Two , Pig Three : No, sir! No, sir!

  Cyril Sneer : A Sneer who gave everything away to charity? This statue is an embarrassment to me! It could ruin my image forever!

  [He kicks the statue's podium, and hops around on one foot, yelping in pain] 

  Pig One : But sir, why don't you just destroy it?

  Cyril Sneer : Destroy it?

  Pig Two : Yes, Sir. Destroy it!

  Cyril Sneer : On top of by being quiet, humble, generous and kind, I also always keep my word.

  [hears his Uncle's voice in flashback] 

  Sam Sneer : Promise me!

  Cyril Sneer : I suggest you do the same.

  Pig One , Pig Two , Pig Three : Yes sir.

  Cyril Sneer : Because if one breath ever gets out about this, it'll be kicking you off of the 50 yard line at next year's Superbowl! Is that clear?

  Pig One , Pig Two , Pig Three : [Terrified]  Yes, sir!

  Pig One : Your secret's safe with us sir!

  Pig Three : Our lips are sealed!

  Cyril Sneer : So's your fate! Now get this eyesore where no one will ever find it!