The Raccoons (TV Series)

Going It Alone! (1985)

Linda Feige: Melissa Raccoon

Quotes 

• Melissa : You know, Bert. I think we should have a little talk.

  Bert : Talk? Ohhh... Let's ride!

  Ralph : What Melissa wants to talk about, Bert is... our private time.

  Bert : Our private time? But Ralph, I love our private time! Why I even love our private time when Melissa is with us too!

  Melissa : [peeved]  Ohhhh... I meant *our* private time!

  Bert : Oh.

  Melissa : Well, you said it yourself; We eat together, we work together, we do everything *together*!

  [Bert hangs his head] 

  Melissa : You're *never* on your own. Why, if I didn't know better, I'd think you were *afraid* to be by yourself!

  Bert : [offended]  Afraid? Me, afraid? *Bert Raccoon*?

  [He scoffs] 

  Bert : Huh! Afraid to be alone! Why, I'm not afraid of anything! I even go to sleep without a nightlight!