- Bert: [Bert comes down to meet Bentley, but slips on the stairs and falls down them] Hi! You must be Bentley?
- Bentley: And you must be hurt!
- Bert: That's er... *Bert*! How was your trip?
- Bentley: Fine! How was *yours*?
- Melissa: Bentley, you're gonna be sharing Bert's room
- Bentley: Mr Bert, pleased to make your acquaintanceship.
- Bert: Hey! Smart kid! And he knows foreign languages!