Rawhide (TV Series)

Incident of the Trail's End (1963)

James Murdock: Mushy

Quotes 

• Wishbone : Salt... Mushy

  [exasperated] 

  Mushy : Something wrong, Mr Wishbone?

  Wishbone : Is ever anything right with you? You've done it again.

  Mushy : Done what, Mr Wishbone?

  Wishbone : I asked for salt, didn't I?

  Mushy : Yes, sir.

  Wishbone : And salt is spelt with an 'S' and pepper spelt with a what?

  Mushy : A 'P' I guess.

  Wishbone : A 'P' you guess? And what does this say?

  Mushy : 'P,' Mr Wishbone.

  Wishbone : So?

  Mushy : Salt see. Well, I handed you the wrong shaker so many times, Mr Wishbone, I thought I'd change them around. That way there won't be so many mistakes. Just trying to be a good old helper.

  Wishbone : Well, you helped enough, go on, just get out of here.

  Mushy : Where?

  Wishbone : I don't care where. Just go. Count to 100, slow. Now, get going.

  Mushy : Yes, sir. One, two, three, four.