- Mushy: [the supply wagon returns to a campful of hungry men with Mushy sitting on the back of the wagon inbetween two affectionate saloon girls] Let me go! Turn me loose now! Mr Favor's gonna be mad! You better stop it!
- Ellie: Or what, honey? We're just being neighbourly.
- Mushy: [Mushy's cap is stuffed full of $10 and $20 notes] Neighbourly?
- Ellie: Aw, honey, you must be ticklish.
- Mushy: Well, let me go now! Turn me loose!
- Rowdy Yates: Aw, boss, you're not gonna believe this.
- Gil Favor: No, but you go ahead and try anyways.
- Rowdy Yates: Well, y'see, it happened like this. We were in town.
- Gil Favor: Mm?
- Rowdy Yates: Wish, why don't ya tell him?
- Wishbone: Me tell him? You're the ramrod!
- Gil Favor: That remains to be seen. Well?
- Rowdy Yates: Oh, oh. We got a visitor. Lorelei Mears, she's the owner of the Trailblazer Saloon in town. I'll get her for you.
- Jim Quince: Hey Wish, you better put keels on them wagons if you're fixing to take them across.
- Wishbone: That's real considerate of you to ride all that way back here to tell me that. Now what is it that you really want?
- Jim Quince: Well, nothin' special. We just thought maybe Mushy'd just let us take a gander at all that money in the daylight.
- Wishbone: How'd you like a gander at a longhandled meat chopper?
- Joe Scarlet: Oh, don't get so huffy, Wish. How about it, Mushy? Like to show it to us?
- Mushy: I can't. I got it hid away.
- Jim Quince: I hope you hid it real good, so the rats don't get to it.
- Wishbone: Well, at least they identified themselves. Now get out of here and leave him alone.
- Rowdy Yates: Thanks for the hospitality, Marshall, got the friendliest bedbugs I've ever seen.
- Walt Fuller: The whole town brims with friendship, don't it. 'Course that could change any minute. If I was you, I'd leave right now. ALL THREE OF YOU!
- Reverend Jess Lincoln: The wages of gluttony take a heavy toll. Have you considered turpentine and sugar?
- Rowdy Yates: That female scavenger will pick him clean by noon. You know, it's really gonna be a shame, no one's there to look after his interest.
- Gil Favor: All right, all right. You two bleeding hearts get off my back. You can go after him but make sure you get that money in the bank before you bring him back.
- Reverend Jess Lincoln: Ain't nothing like a little spending silver in a man's pocket to make the day stand up and shine.
- Wishbone: What's the matter with you today, boy? You're moping around like a calf with the colic.
- Mushy: I got a feeling in my stomach something's gonna happen.
- Rowdy Yates: Probably already has. You must've had some of Wishbone's flannel cakes this morning.
- Wishbone: Smart alec. Bites the hand that feeds him.
- Mushy: You want me to come in the store and start carrying out supplies.
- Wishbone: No, not with a colicky stomach. You just wait while I get some turpentine and sugar down yah.