Red Dwarf (TV Series)

Back in the Red: Part 3 (1999)

Chris Barrie: Rimmer

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Quotes 

• Rimmer : Maybe you haven't noticed this, but we're gonna be spending the next two years in the Brig. Two years with the scum of the universe; hardened criminals; deranged droids. People so unbalanced and debauched they couldn't even get elected as President of the United States.

• Rimmer : Thornton.

  MP Thornton : No-one's allowed in there, Rimmer. Beat it.

  Rimmer : Angus Thornton. Age 36. Middle name : Lionel. Inside leg measurement 29, neck size 16. Circumsised.

  MP Thornton : How d'you know all this?!

  Rimmer : Jazz fan. Good credit rating. Once admitted to hospital totally naked and attached to...

  [Rimmer leans towards Thornton and whispers...] 

  Rimmer : ...the suction end of a vacuum cleaner.

  MP Thornton : This is slanderous. Filthy, stinking, slanderous slime that you just made up! Who told you?

  Rimmer : Want all the crew to know? Take a cigarette break. Five minutes.

• Kochanski : This is all your fault.

  Rimmer : My fault?

  Kochanski : You betrayed us over that confidential file scam.

  Lister : ...stole the sexual magnetism virus.

  Kryten : You lied to us.

  Kochanski : And generally behaved like a self-serving, scum-sucking, ruthless little ratbag!

  Rimmer : And that's bad?

• Rimmer : If only I hired a smarter lawyer, instead of the brain-dead, pompous, stupid-haired git I ended up with.

  Lister : You defended yourself.

  Rimmer : Yes, and I don't need reminding of that, thank you very much.

• Rimmer : This is reality? But how can we be sure?

  The Cat : Why do we care? Nothing makes any sense no matter where we are!

• [Rimmer quickly hides the tube that has the sexual magnetism virus in it] 

  Captain Hollister : Where's the other one?

  Rimmer : I'm afraid I lost it, sir.

  Captain Hollister : GOD DAMMIT, RIMMER! I wanted that! I mean... the lab boys wanted it... to test it...