Red Dwarf (TV Series)

Back in the Red: Part 3 (1999)

Craig Charles: Lister

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Quotes 

• First Ground Controller : This is Ground Control to Midget Three. You don't appear to have flight clearance. Please state your name and clearance code.

  The Cat : Ground Control, this is... uh...

  Lister : [whispers]  Major Tom.

  The Cat : ...Major Tom.

• Kochanski : This is all your fault.

  Rimmer : My fault?

  Kochanski : You betrayed us over that confidential file scam.

  Lister : ...stole the sexual magnetism virus.

  Kryten : You lied to us.

  Kochanski : And generally behaved like a self-serving, scum-sucking, ruthless little ratbag!

  Rimmer : And that's bad?

• Lister : Just do the smegging dance and we'll be out of here in a jiffy.

  The Cat : Dance? With her, I'd have trouble walking. I'm powering up.

• Rimmer : If only I hired a smarter lawyer, instead of the brain-dead, pompous, stupid-haired git I ended up with.

  Lister : You defended yourself.

  Rimmer : Yes, and I don't need reminding of that, thank you very much.

• Lister : If I say who I thinks responsible for this it'll get cut too, but it's him, I know it's him, you can bet on it. And if I ever catch up with him, I'm gonna cut off both his

  [jump cut] 

  Lister : blunt knife.

• Kryten : Oh, my.

  Lister : What is it?

  Kryten : I don't believe I'm here.

  Kochanski : I have that feeling all the time.

  Kryten : I have it... I believe we're in some kind of computer-manipulated, psycho-tropically-induced mind state.

  Holly : You took the words right out of my mouth.