Red Dwarf (TV Series)

Back in the Red: Part 3 (1999)

Karl Glenn Stimpson: MP Thornton

Quotes 

• Rimmer : Thornton.

  MP Thornton : No-one's allowed in there, Rimmer. Beat it.

  Rimmer : Angus Thornton. Age 36. Middle name : Lionel. Inside leg measurement 29, neck size 16. Circumsised.

  MP Thornton : How d'you know all this?!

  Rimmer : Jazz fan. Good credit rating. Once admitted to hospital totally naked and attached to...

  [Rimmer leans towards Thornton and whispers...] 

  Rimmer : ...the suction end of a vacuum cleaner.

  MP Thornton : This is slanderous. Filthy, stinking, slanderous slime that you just made up! Who told you?

  Rimmer : Want all the crew to know? Take a cigarette break. Five minutes.