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Quotes
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Rimmer : What jobs are there in a backwards reality for a dead hologram and an android with a head shaped like a novelty condom?
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Lister : Look at the flip side of the coin, its not all good. Take someone, like say, Saint Francis of Assisi. In this universe he's a petty-minded little sadist who goes round maiming small animals! Or Santa Claus, what a bastard!
Rimmer : Eh?
Lister : He's just a big fat git who sneaks down chimneys and steals all the kids' favourite toys!
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Rimmer : Once you get over the initial shock, things actually make a lot more sense this way round. There's no death here. You start off dead, you have a funeral, then you come to life. As each year passes, you get younger and younger until you become a newborn baby. Then you go back inside your mother, who goes back inside her mother, and so on, until eventually we all become one glorious whole.
Lister : Rimmer, you already are one glorious hole.
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Rimmer : I'm telling you, things are better this way. It's our universe that's the wrong way round.
Kryten : Take war. War is a wonderful thing here. In 50 years time, the Second World War will start, backwards!
The Cat : And that's a good thing?
Kryten : Millions of people will come to life. Hitler will retreat across Europe, liberate France and Poland, disband the Third Reich and bog off back to Austria.
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[they're about to leave the backwards version of Earth]
Rimmer : Where's the Cat?
Lister : He won't be long, he's, you know, in the bushes.
[a few moments later Rimmer and Lister realise what's going to happen]
Lister : We've got to stop him!
[the Cat pops up from the bushes with a disgusted look on his face. He staggers over to them]
The Cat : Don't ask.