Red Dwarf (TV Series)

Better Than Life (1988)

Judy Hawkins: Yvonne McGruder

Quotes 

• [in the game "Better Than Life", Lister and Cat see Rimmer pulling up in an old Morris Minor estate car with Yvonne McGruder and seven young, unruly children] 

  Lister : Rimmer, what happened to you?

  Rimmer : Lister! Ah, this a great game, Lister. I couldn't be happier.

  The Cat : Who are all those guys?

  Rimmer : It's McGruder. She got pregnant. So this morning, she made me marry her and this afternoon we had seven kids. Bliss.

  Lister : Where's your E-Type?

  Rimmer : It was too impractical, with all the kids and everything.

  Lister : Rimmer, you fantasise that you have seven kids and a mortgage?

  [Rimmer grabs Lister and puts his face right up to his] 

  Rimmer : [weakly]  Help.

  Yvonne McGruder : Arn-old! Where are the nappy sacks?

  Rimmer : [his H has returned to his forehead and he has suddenly become unshaven and dirty]  My brain's rebelled. It just won't accept nice things happening to me. It just keeps fantasising horribleness.