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Quotes
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Kryten : They always say the hardest part about leaving Cyberspace is realizing that the whole universe does not revolve around you.
Cat : Sure doesn't. It revolves around me!
Kochanski : Absolutely...
Cat : No. I'm serious! Look at the evidence!
Lister : What evidence?
Cat : Take food: until I bite into it, it has no taste. Even when I know what I'm gonna say, it never bores me!
Lister : You, and you alone.
Cat : And here's the kicker, all the interesting things that ever happen to me happened when I was in the room! Coincidence? Get outta here...
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Lister : [in dream sequence] I think I've reached the age now where I really should be wearing clogs.
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Kochanski : Back on Red Dwarf before the accident I had *loads* of gay friends.
Lister : Yeah so did I!
Kochanski : Yeah?
Lister : Yeah.
Kochanski : Real friends that you were really close to?
Lister : Yeah.
Kochanski : Name one.
Lister : Okay, what about... Bent Bob?
Kochanski : [astonished] Bent.. Bob?
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Lister : Wait a minute... you don't think... now hang on, I'm completely straight, okay? I couldn't possibly be gay. I can't grow a big moustache for starters. Ask anyone, it just grows in little clumps...