Red Dwarf (TV Series)

Duct Soup (1997)

Danny John-Jules: Cat

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• Kryten : They always say the hardest part about leaving Cyberspace is realizing that the whole universe does not revolve around you.

  Cat : Sure doesn't. It revolves around me!

  Kochanski : Absolutely...

  Cat : No. I'm serious! Look at the evidence!

  Lister : What evidence?

  Cat : Take food: until I bite into it, it has no taste. Even when I know what I'm gonna say, it never bores me!

  Lister : You, and you alone.

  Cat : And here's the kicker, all the interesting things that ever happen to me happened when I was in the room! Coincidence? Get outta here...

• Cat : You mean this ship's careening out of control through space with zero expertise at the helm?

  Kochanski : No change there, then.

• Cat : Boy, is it cramped! Woo-wee! I tell ya, if I was dead you most certainly could not swing me around in here.