Quotes
-
[Lister's old girlfriend has turned up from a parallel dimension]
Kryten : [to Lister] We've lost sight of Miss Kochanski's ship, sir. And we're fast running out of time.
Lister : Yeah, it's good, isn't it?
Kryten : No sir, I don't believe it is.
Lister : Why? Don't you like her?
Kryten : I'm a mere mechanoid, sir. It's hardly my place to point out what a bossy old trollop she is.
-
Kryten : I'm going to end up on my own again, just like I did on the Nova 5.
Lister : You killed the crew, Kryten! No wonder you were left on your own! All right, it was an accident, but nonetheless!
Kryten : But what about before that? It was the same on the SS Augustus!
Lister : Well, they died of old age!
Kryten : You see?
-
Kryten : You're not good enough for him. That's all. OK, he may walk around smelling like a Balti House laundry basket, but he doesn't need the likes of you swapping dimensions like there's no tomorrow and bewitching him with your... in and out bits. Pointy and unnecessary.
Kochanski : You've got big problems, you know that?
-
Kryten : Careful sir, the linkway's about as stable as an Italian taxi driver who's got stuck behind two old priests in a Skoda.
