Red Dwarf (TV Series)

Pete: Part 1 (1999)

Mac McDonald: Captain Hollister

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Quotes 

• Rimmer : Permission to snigger, sir.

  Captain Frank Hollister : Permission - denied.

  Rimmer : We might have to snigger anyway, sir.

  [Lister and Rimmer snigger between themselves] 

• Captain Hollister : I understand you played an idiotic prank on a senior and much-respected officer yesterday.

  Rimmer : That is just not true sir. We played the prank on Mr. Ackerman, sir.

  Rimmer : [Lister nudges him]  Oh, I see!

• Captain Frank Hollister : Seven hours. Do you know how long that is? I couldn't remove my shorts till after midnight. When I wanted to leak I had to do a handstand on the toilet seat! I stopped the lift doors from closing, I was even catching a lift!