Quotes
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Lister : [about to enter the stasis booth] Is this going to hurt?
Todhunter : Haven't you ever travelled interstellar?
Lister : No.
Todhunter : Oh, you don't feel a thing. The stasis room creates a static field of time. See, just as X-rays can't pass through lead, time cannot penetrate a stasis field. So, although you exist, you no longer exist in time and for you time itself does not exist. You see, although you're still a mass, you are no longer an event in space-time, you are a non-event mass with a quantum probability of zero.
Lister : Oh, simple as that, eh?
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Todhunter : There are 169 people onboard this ship. You, Rimmer, are over one man. Why can't you two get on?
Lister : You see, I try sir. I'm not an insubordinate man by nature. I try and respect Rimmer and everything but it's not easy because he's such a smeg head!
Rimmer : Did you hear that, sir? Lister, do you have any conception of the penalty for describing a superior technician as a smeg head?
Todhunter : [laughs and pats Rimmer's shoulder] Oh, Rimmer! You are a smeg head.
