- Marjee Sorelli: [Jason has named his car Winona] Just out of curiosity, did you name your car after Winona Ryder or Wynona Judd?
- Jason: [embarassed] Uh...
- Marjee Sorelli: You know what, don't answer that, 'cause either way, not so good for you.
- Marjee Sorelli: I had a lot more fun in my life getting B's than you did going for A's.
- Ginnie Sorelli: Oh, you know what? You didn't even get B's, you got C's.
- Marjee Sorelli: Yeah! That's how much fun I had.
- Marjee Sorelli: This is about a 16-year old girl who hit a homeless person on her first day of Driver's Ed.
- Ginnie Sorelli: Hey, he came out of nowhere!
- Marjee Sorelli: Sorry, but once your grandmother has walked in on you having sex on the bathroom floor, there really is no such thing as embarrassment.