Reno 911! (TV Series)

Jones Gets Suspended (2003)

Thomas Lennon: Lieutenant Jim Dangle

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• Deputy Travis Junior : So, you know why we're here?

  Terry Bernadino : Why? Was there a fire?

  Lieutenant Jim Dangle : You've been chargin' three bucks, you run up when the car is at the red light, and you give a H.J. during the red light.

  Terry Bernadino : What? Oh my God, that sounds... That's not something that I would ever do.

  Deputy Travis Junior : No, except we've got about...

  Lieutenant Jim Dangle : We got about 38 photos of you and that's only last night.

  Terry Bernadino : Well, I can see how you would think that... but I sell oranges.

  Deputy Travis Junior : You sell oranges?

  Lieutenant Jim Dangle : You sell oranges?

  Terry Bernadino : Mm-hm!

  Lieutenant Jim Dangle : I'll take some.

  Deputy Travis Junior : Yeah, I'd like some oranges, too.

  Terry Bernadino : I've sold out, I've sold out of my oranges... I run out and people are like "Beep Beep", I go "OK", and they... they're driving and I just put it in their laps.

  Lieutenant Jim Dangle : Well...

  Deputy Travis Junior : I don't know about that.

  Lieutenant Jim Dangle : You put an orange in their laps? Come on, Terry, we're going...

  Terry Bernadino : I can't do that, I have to call my girlfriend... Listen, I don't even know what you're talking about.

  Deputy Travis Junior : [Begins tugging Terry away on his roller skates]  We're talking about you giving hand jobs at three bucks a pop at this red light up here. That's what we're talking about.

  Terry Bernadino : OK, OK! A hand job is still a job, OK?

  Lieutenant Jim Dangle : Come on, easy does it. Xanadu it right into the car, now.

  Terry Bernadino : You Xana-don't it!

  Lieutenant Jim Dangle : Did he just say "Xana-don't it" to me?

  Deputy Travis Junior : I think so.