Reno 911! (TV Series)

Released from Prison (2005)

Wendi McLendon-Covey: Deputy Clementine Johnson

Photos 

Quotes 

• Deputy Raineesha Williams : Let me tell y'all about the worst date I ever been on. This was my first baby's father. We stand in this line for over two hours to take pictures. We get up to the front, and this was his dance. Get up to the front. He said, "Do you got some money?"

  Deputy Clementine Johnson : [gasp] 

  Deputy Raineesha Williams : Do you understand me? Then the boy looked me in my face, and I said, "Does hell go with no?" But the argument was so rich. Do you understand what I'm saying? Like, I felt that we connected, and I knew in that moment when he was hollerin' and screamin' at me in that parking lot, I said, "I'm gonna give him some."

  Deputy Clementine Johnson : I gave a guy some because he opened my car door for me, and I thought that was polite. So I blew him.

• Deputy Clementine Johnson : I'm out of jail, and I'm living my dream. You know what I realized? I'm not meant to be a cop. I am not meant to be a magician's assistant. I was not meant to go to college. I was not meant to donate blood. I am a Babylon Sister, and I was meant to shake it with Steely Dan, motherfuckers! Whoo! Owh, owh, owh!