- [first lines]
- Star Wars Bartender: Baseball, ugly. Baseball. Remember Hank Aaron? He hit 714. This is the ball he hit it with. Yeah, I know Garbink hit 4000. But he had a laser bat!
- [last lines]
- Richard Pryor: Well, good night. See you next week.
- [the door of a jail cell closes in front of him]
- Mr. Bigby: [to Richard, who is playing the President of the United States] Mr. President? Mr. Bigby, Mississippi Herald.
- Richard Pryor: Siddown!
- Star Wars Bartender: [to big alien] Hey! Hey! Ain't no dancing allowed... .
- [sees alien]
- Star Wars Bartender: You look just like a nigger from Detroit I know.
- [Alien attempts to slap him]