- Jim Rockford: Cataloguing my virtues won't work either. I hold them to a minimum so they're easy to keep track of.
- Jim Rockford: [outgoing phone message] This is Jim Rockford. At the tone, leave your name and message, I'll get back to you.
- caller: [incoming message] It's Morrie, I got a call from Davis at the IRS. You were right. They bounced your return. Call me.
- Police Sergeant Larsen: You ride around much with the cops in LA?
- Jim Rockford: Well it depends on the circumstances...
- Police Sergeant Larsen: Yeah, you're not riding with us neither.