- Jim Rockford: This is Jim Rockford. At the tone leave your name and message, I'll get back to you.
- Caller: This is Thelma Sue Bigley. It's about the research I called you about - the family tree? Did you talk to your daddy? We may be kin!
- Freddie: Well, I got the car back... nice. I think I'm going to put it on display right out front with a big sign on it. "Wreck of the Week, Drive Carefully".
- Jim Rockford: Well, that'll make it look like you care. People will love you for it.
- Freddie: You said you were going to drive it carefully, Jimmy baby, remember? The guys driving the tow truck that brought it in had a bet going. Want to hear the bet?
- Jim Rockford: Not necessarily, no.
- Freddie: Well one guy bet it was a Ford. The other guy said no, it was a Chrysler. Imagine the surprise when I grin and tell them, "It's a Buick".