The Rockford Files (TV Series)

Profit and Loss, Part 1: Profit (1974)

Noah Beery Jr.: Joseph 'Rocky' Rockford

Quotes 

• Jim Rockford : [Rocky walks into Jim's trailer to find him lying in the floor, unconscious. As Jim tries to reassure Rocky he's okay, Rocky heads for he phone on Jim's desk, and starts dialing]  What are you doing?

  Joseph 'Rocky' Rockford : I'm calling Doc Wheaton.

  Jim Rockford : I don't want to see Doc Wheaton!

  [Jim tries to take the phone out of Rocky's hands] 

  Joseph 'Rocky' Rockford : Well, that's tough!

  [Jim manages to get the phone from Rocky's hands, and hangs it up] 

  Joseph 'Rocky' Rockford : Look, I'm your father. I got an interest in whether-or-not your head is leaking on the inside. Now you're getting so dumb, I'm gonna have to take you out for walks, and hold your hand in the market!

  Jim Rockford : You're funny, Rocky. You're funny.