- Jim Rockford: This is Jim Rockford. At the tone leave your name and message, I'll get back to you.
- Caller: This is Marilyn Reed. I want to talk to... is this a machine? I don't talk to machines!
- Herb Strock: She's a very strange young lady.
- Jim Rockford: When somebody has $300,000 in the bank, you don't call them strange.
- Herb Strock: What do you call 'em?
- Jim Rockford: Eccentric.
- Nancy Wade: You don't understand, do you? You don't know how much trouble you're in.
- Jim Rockford: I have been shot at, hit over the head, robbed of $10,000... Incredible as it may seem, all by myself I figured out I was in a little trouble!
- Edward Moss: Well how 'bout it?
- Jim Rockford: How 'bout what?
- Edward Moss: Are you gonna take it?
- Jim Rockford: You gonna say "please"?
- Edward Moss: No!
- Jim Rockford: Alright, I'll take it.