- Jim Rockford: This is Jim Rockford. At the tone leave your name and message, I'll get back to you.
- Caller: Rockford, this is Mr. Dow. If you think I'm going to pay to have your car repainted, you're nuts! You can take your expense bill and *stuff* it!
- Alex Diel: If I told you a woman walked out of her home and left her purse behind, would you believe me?
- Jim Rockford: I'd wonder why, but I wouldn't call you a liar.