Quotes
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Nancy Bartlett : [about Arnie] Jackie what would you do?
Jackie Harris : Why are you asking me?
Nancy Bartlett : Well you had a relationship with him.
Jackie Harris : [repulsed] Nancy... I'm eating.
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Roseanne : [reading a note] Dear Nancy, I know this is hard for you to understand but I have been kidnapped by
[to Nancy]
Roseanne : what's that word?
Nancy Bartlett : Aliens... from outer space.
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Nancy Bartlett : He could've faced me but instead he left me some stupid note about space creatures sent to take back intelligent life.
Roseanne : Man, are their bosses gonna be ticked.
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Dan : [reading a note] Who are the Allen's and why are they out of spice?
Roseanne : Aliens Dan, from outer space.
Dan : Oh,that makes a little more sense.
Nancy Bartlett : Did he say anything? Is there another woman?
Dan : No offense Nancy but it's a miracle there's one.
