- Becky: [Dean is giving Darlene a ride back to college] Well, I just don't think she should be using my old boyfriends to get rides!
- Mark: So, what, you're not done riding him yet?
- Darlene Conner: Wait a minute, did he just say something clever?
- Roseanne: You'll just do something stupid that you're going to regret later.
- Dan Conner: I'm your husband. That's my right.