Roseanne (TV Series)
Don't Make Me Over (1992)
Laurie Metcalf: Jackie Harris
Quotes
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Jackie Harris : [on Roseanne's new robe from Dan] Oh, my, my, my. Let me feel. Oh boy, that feels fire retardant.
Roseanne Conner : It's *way* retardant.
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Roseanne Conner : [looking in the closet] Hey! I think I found my Mother's Day present from the kids.
Jackie Harris : You're not going to open it, are you? It's two days away.
Roseanne Conner : Yea! Well I need time to practice pretending like I like it.
[pulls ugly, fuzzy, pink houseshoes from the box]
Roseanne Conner : Oh man, I should'a opened it a week ago.
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Jackie Harris : [on the phone to Bev] If I was dating someone, don't you think I'd tell you just to get you off my back, oh yeah, oh well go suck an egg, no I didn't, I did not, why would I say that? Suck an egg, I don't even know what that means, must be a bad connection, I gotta go, bite me.
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Jackie Harris : [on the phone to Bev] Happy Mother's Day, yeah, it's a shame you can't say the same to me.