Roseanne (TV Series)

Father's Day (1989)

Michael Fishman: D.J. Conner

Quotes 

• Ed Conner : [in the garage]  What are you guys doin'?

  Roseanne : Me and D.J.'s trapping ants for his ant condo.

  D.J. Conner : We put jelly on the bread, Grandpa.

  Roseanne : Yeah, and when the ants come out, we smash them over the head with a two-by-four. Same way I caught Dan.