Roseanne: I can't believe that I wasted 25 years hating you for something as stupid as a wedding, when there's a very good reason to hate you. You're a bitch!
Ronnie: [gasps] I'm a bitch? Hah! I bow to the queen of all bitches.
Ronnie: Ooohhh, we all know what this is about, don't we? You're just jealous because I've made something of myself.
Roseanne: Yeah, an ass... And where do you get that hoity-toity accent anyway? You're from Illinois!
Ronnie: Do you want to know why I didn't want you to be a bridesmaid at my wedding? Because there wasn't enough tangerine chiffon in the whole state of Illinois to make your dress.