Roseanne (TV Series)

Glengarry, Glen Rosey (1993)

John Goodman: Dan Conner

Quotes 

• Dan : Listen Bev, I need to borrow $5,000 until that house sells. Now, you know I'd rather do anything than beg you for money. But you're the only person I know that can't possibly think any less of me.

• Dan : Ah man, we're screwed.

  Roseanne : No, Dan. We are so far beyond screwed that the light from screwed will take one billion years to reach the earth.

• Dan Conner : I never thought I would say *this*... I'm too depressed to drink.

• Chuck Mitchell : [yells]  Oh! Oh! You trying to say I don't know anything about construction?

  Dan Conner : [yells back]  No! Everybody puts a fuse box in the *shower*!