Roseanne (TV Series)

Glengarry, Glen Rosey (1993)

Roseanne Barr: Roseanne Conner

Quotes 

• Dan : Ah man, we're screwed.

  Roseanne : No, Dan. We are so far beyond screwed that the light from screwed will take one billion years to reach the earth.

• Roseanne Conner : D.J., where'd you get those jelly beans?

  D.J. : From the bin at store.

  Roseanne Conner : D.J., I told you, you gotta finish eating them while you're in the store, 'else it's *stealing*!