- Roseanne Conner: Phil, he works over there at, ah, Garvin Meat Packing plant, and he got me an interview for a job tomorrow.
- Dan Conner: Yeah? What do you know about packin' meat?
- Roseanne Conner: Well, I've been living with a rump-roast for 15 years.
- Roseanne Conner: [to Jackie] Oh, they're not gonna hire me. They're gonna hire some chickie with a tight skirt, and a loose everything-else.
- Muriel: [conducting a job interview with Roseanne] Oh no pressure, I like you already. You drove down an alley that's forbidden to cars, and you parked in a fire lane. The point is, you got here on time, you know how to get things done.
- Roseanne Conner: [to Dan] I let my family down, you know it, I know it, and that hurts... that *really* hurts.