Roseanne (TV Series)
Language Lessons (1988)
Alicia Goranson: Becky Conner
Quotes
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Dan Conner : She's sending me a message I've waited a long time to hear. My sister-in-law's moving to North Dakota!
Becky Conner : Daaaaaad.
Dan Conner : Sorry Jackie, just kidding, *South* Dakota.
Jackie Harris : You know, there's a lot of truth in kidding.
Dan Conner : Oh come on, Jackie, don't psychoanalyze everything I say.
Roseanne Conner : Yeah, trust me, it ain't worth it.
Jackie Harris : No, I want to know, do I really annoy you?
Dan Conner : For one thing, you pick all the nuts out of the rocky road.
Jackie Harris : Well put me in front of a firing squad.
Roseanne Conner : I'm gonna put you both in front of a firing squad.
Jackie Harris : What else?
Dan Conner : You could knock.
Jackie Harris : You want me to knock when I come over? I'll knock, I'll blow a trumpet for you.
[she and Dan start talking over each other]
Roseanne Conner : [bangs on pot] Chili's ready!