- Roseanne: [about getting a breast reduction] Hey, Darlene, once you went on solid foods, they ceased to be any concern of yours.
- [after a doctor describes a breast reduction procedure, both Roseanne and Jackie have their arms crossed over their chests]
- Roseanne: What sick Nazi man thought this up?
- Roseanne: [sitting on her hospital bed] Dan, we've got a private room.
- Dan: Good deal!
- Roseanne: Want to fool around?
- Dan: [looking shocked] In the *hospital?*
- Roseanne: [while operating the bed controls, making it go up and down] Yeah, lookit, the bed goes up and down, you wouldn't have to do nothing.
- [smiles flirtingly]
- Jackie Harris: Well, what did he say?
- Roseanne: He says I'm done put your clothes on, you know like any man