Roseanne (TV Series)

My Name Is Bev (1995)

Estelle Parsons: Beverly Harris

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Quotes 

• Roseanne : Get out.

  Bev Harris : What?

  Roseanne : Get out of here before *I* have a drink. You're not just a drunk, you're a carrier.

  Bev Harris : I'm an alcoholic, Roseanne, don't you know what that means?

  Roseanne : Yeah, I know what it means, it means you drink like you always drank, only now you say you're an alcoholic because you think that that way you don't have to take any responsibility for anything that you do.

• Bev Harris : [an officer informs her that for a first D.U.I. offense, she will have to attend Alcoholics Anonymous, aka A.A]  What! I'm not an alcoholic! I only had *one* glass of wine!

  Roseanne : Well, it doesn't count as *one* glass if you refill it *ten times*!

• Bev Harris : [at her first A.A. meeting]  This is soooo degrading! I don't even know why I'm here.

  Roseanne : Well then, let me remind you; glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug.

• Bev Harris : [after the A.A. meeting]  I'm an alcoholic.

  Roseanne : Come on, Mom, is this like the time you saw Witness and thought you were Amish?