Roseanne (TV Series)

Punch and Jimmy (1994)

Laurie Metcalf: Jackie Harris

Quotes 

• Jackie Harris : Roseanne, what's wrong with you? You came up here expecting Darlene's new boyfriend would be horrible, the exact opposite of David, and he's not, he's actually very much like David.

  Roseanne Conner : Well if he's so much like David... what doesn't she just date David?

• Jackie Harris : Darlene is going to bring a lot of different men into your life and they're not all going to be like David.

  Roseanne Conner : I know, only we just work so well together.

  Jackie Harris : She's not coming back, he's not coming back, you're the only one left in this relationship.

• Jackie Harris : Thanks for inviting us, Jimmy, I've never been to a ballet before.

  Roseanne Conner : Yeah, pity we had to leave so soon, I still have... some feeling in my left buttock.